John Thomson
Apr 02, 1969 (56 years old) in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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Known For
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
Father Brown
John Banks
Skins
Sam Brooks
Brassic
Colin Popov
Credits
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Self - Team Captain★ NR -
The People Before 2025Knotweed Man★ 5.6 -
Self - Narrator★ 8 -
The Gentlemen 2024Frank★ 7.9 -
Too Good to Be True 2024Geoff★ 6.9 -
Self★ 8 -
Best Year Ever 2022Self - Actor★ NR -
Plank★ 4 -
Self★ 8 -
Self★ NR -
Leonard Monk★ 6.4 -
Dodger 2022Farmer Grundles★ 5.6 -
Vic★ 5.4 -
The Weakest Link 2021Self★ 6 -
Self★ NR -
Narrator★ NR -
Self - Contestant★ 5.8 -
Self★ 6.5 -
Himself, Various Characters★ 6.5 -
Dog Loves Books 2020Dog (voice)★ NR -
McDonald & Dodds 2020Jimmy Daly★ 7.6 -
Narrator★ NR -
Brassic 2019Colin Popov★ 8.5 -
7 Up & Me 2019Self★ 7.5 -
Himself★ 6.7 -
The People's Vet 2018Self - Narrator★ NR -
Self★ NR -
Shane the Chef 2018★ NR -
Dying Laughing 2017Self★ 6.3 -
Self - Presenter★ NR -
★ 6.2 -
Kevin Ruddock★ 6.9 -
Grimsby 2016Bob Tolliver★ 6 -
Self - Narrator★ 7.5 -
Billionaire Boy 2016Len★ 5.7 -
Fungus The Bogeyman 2015★ 2.5 -
Northern Soul 2014Terry★ 5.7 -
The Power of Darts 2013Narrator (voice)★ NR
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Through the Keyhole 2013Self★ 6 -
Dementamania 2013★ 4.4 -
Strange Hill High 2013Various (voice)★ 6.5 -
Catchphrase 2013★ 4 -
Pulp 2013Dave Burns★ 6 -
Self - Narrator★ 6.5 -
Father Brown 2013John Banks★ 7.5 -
Help Point 2013Stephen★ 7 -
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers★ NR -
Himself★ 9 -
Self★ 6.3
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Death in Paradise 2011DCI Chris Ricketts★ 7.4 -
Sooty 2011The Boss★ 7.5 -
The Lock Up 2011Narrator★ 0.5 -
Self★ 8.4 -
Harry Kershaw★ 7.2 -
Big Top 2009Geoff★ 2 -
Bill (Flowerpot Man)★ 9 -
Inkheart 2008Darius★ 6.3 -
All Star Mr & Mrs 2008★ NR
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Self★ 4 -
Self - Narrator (voice)★ 10 -
Kingdom 2007Nigel Pearson★ 7.1 -
Mobile 2007Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist★ 4 -
Himself - Narrator★ NR -
Skins 2007Sam Brooks★ 8.1 -
Ghosthunting With... 2006★ NR -
New Street Law 2006Charlie Darling★ 6.6 -
The Dealer 2006Bat★ NR -
Mr. Windfall (voice)★ 7.1 -
8 Out of 10 Cats 2005Self★ 7.1 -
Monkey Trousers 2005★ 7 -
Blackpool 2004★ 7.1 -
Fat Slags 2004Foreman★ 3 -
Celebrity Mastermind 2003★ 6 -
Interviewee – Actor★ NR -
★ 5
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★ NR -
Self★ 6 -
24 Hour Party People 2002Charles★ 7 -
Station Jim 2001Harold★ 7
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Dog Eat Dog 2001Football Coach★ 4.9 -
Sir Donald Tyburn★ 6.6 -
Murder in Mind 2001Alan Squires★ 8.4 -
Born Romantic 2000First Cab Driver★ 6.1 -
★ 6.1 -
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper★ 5.4 -
Himself★ NR -
Self★ 6
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You Are Here 1998Peter Keggy★ NR -
The Fast Show Live 1998★ 8 -
Cold Feet 1998Pete Gifford★ 7.8 -
Up 'n' Under 1998Stan★ 5.1 -
Dimitri★ 6.4 -
Mr. Loughborough★ 4.5
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Midsomer Murders 1997Cooper Steinem★ 7.5 -
Pond Life 1996★ 7.5 -
Self - Panellist★ 7 -
Roger Roger 1996Barry★ NR -
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Saturday Live 1996Cabbie★ NR -
Silent Witness 1996DI Warren Bull★ 7.6 -
Coogan's Run 1995★ 6.4 -
Crapston Villas 1995★ 7.5 -
Customer★ 6 -
Dangerous Lady 1995★ NR
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Fist of Fun 1995Pied Piper of Hamelin★ 7.7 -
Nathan★ 6.6 -
Fat Bob★ NR
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Ready Steady Cook 1994Self - Guest★ NR -
The Fast Show 1994Various Characters★ 7.9 -
Simon Joke★ 7
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Pie in the Sky 1994Andrew Vernon★ 8.2 -
The Day Today 1994Treasurer★ 8.2 -
Bernard Right On/Various★ 8.5 -
Fat Bob★ 6 -
Shooting Stars 1993Self★ 7.6 -
Harry 1993Royo★ 3.5
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The Dead Good Show 1992Various★ NR -
The Weekenders 1992Policeman 1★ 7 -
Blue Heaven 1992Waiter 2★ 3
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Men Behaving Badly 1992Ken★ 7.2 -
Murder Most Horrid 1991Daniel Hoffmeyer★ 6.6 -
★ 4 -
Soldier Soldier 1991Sgt Dunn★ 6.4 -
Top of the Pops 1964Self - Host★ 6.6 -
Flower Pot Men 1952★ 8