Things (1989)

4 | Sep 01, 1989 (CA) | Horror | 01:24

http://www.things1989.com/

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Budget: 35 000 | Revenue: N/A

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Featured Crew

Andrew Jordan

Writer, Director, Producer, Editor

Barry J. Gillis

Writer, Producer, Editor

Jack Procher

Original Music Composer

Lorrinda Collins

Executive Producer

Glenn Orr

Special Effects

Dan Riggs

Director of Photography

Cast

Amber Lynn

Reporter

Barry J. Gillis

Don Drake

Bruce Roach

Fred Horton

Doug Bunston

Doug Drake

Jan W. Pachul

Dr. Lucas

Patricia Sadler

Susan Drake

Teasers

Things trailer

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Reviews

Tourma

N/A | Mar 05, 2025

## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.