The Perfect Women: Episode list
virginity hazards, two truths and a lie, on-set bullying
The second unnamed episode, preserved for all time IN SPITE OF IT ALL.
The gals' third foray into the wild world of streaming content.
Damn, Danielle, the gals are back at it again with another nameless episode.
The gals' final nameless episode, featuring VERY special guest Clare "Big Muff" O'Kane.
6 episodes in: the show gets a name (that goes away)
Megan is out, but your other three Mommies pass judgment on good girl pics, blue-haired manic pixie dreamboats, hardrocknick, inexplicable butt drawings, self-appointed clit commanders, sports, and plants.
Stepmommy Anna Seregina sits in for an absent Mary as judgement is passed on the profiles of mentally ill entrepreneurs, Bachelors of Public Relations, spider fingerers, gif reply curators, and chat's own SageSage. Also: what song do you hope to lose your Virginity to?
All four of your real Mommies are back together again. Also: where were you on 9/11?
Skating musicians, roommates, dog owners, aspiring comedians, mystery men, mortuary students: how do you spell cum/come?
The Dew gets done
Mostly skateboarding but also some #lifestyle #vibes for good taste
They're perfect, but they're still your mommies
The guy over the cat?
The trial of AlienBob
Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality
The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed
Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun
Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone
Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)
More than one Pokemon reference is made
horniness is real
All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard
The pixel is thicc
Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)
Chemtrails, fun socks
A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism
Mary's back. Are you happy?
A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special
Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time
The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy
KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover
Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?
enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad
Do you think my piss is gonna hurt
Turns out it's Soundcloud day
9/11 hotwing muckbang
Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)
Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you
Your mommies meet a very horny boy
In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant
Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS
I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit
Do you have that mountain dew disease
A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut
Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)
Lower than a bitch
A very special episode
The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?
YEAR END CLEARANCE
Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)
I forgot about the cartoon PPs
Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)
take a fat shit (in Newark)
Let's look at some food pics
The front ass. The ass where you pee
A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day
Where's the hot chick
Let's bring doi back
Why did Mary abandon us?
Slurpin' the A out of some P
What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse
pp or poopoo?
A new hope
kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl
The funny Office
Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now
Do you think the weed is danker in heaven
you're rich and you f**k your video games
These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?
A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode
Someone in chat gets horny
Let's have a talk
Sperm questions answered
Summer profile clearance
A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room
I only poopoo a teaspoon a day
What did you think you were? An art critic?
Not high on pot right now
the Iowa ska scene is cancelled
Wet shaming
The piss episode
lol doody
looking at other people's vacation photos :(
Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode
Hay look it's Mary
STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick
Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you
Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service
The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak
THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)
Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.
Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS
Emily died but some cats and dogs called in
You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst
A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.
Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?
You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.
The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.
Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)
Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality
Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen
Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?
Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.
You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)
What does your taste in movies say about you?
Help the mommies find a sponsor!
After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.
Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink
Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?
The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)
The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin
WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!
Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.
The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.
Big changes in store for 2022.
It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.
Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.
Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.