Feeling really stressed lately... I think I really need to fly to another country and look at all their stuff.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody! Ever stop to think why we wrap our gifts? This is EXACTLY how we started doing that. Beat for beat-- this is 100% how it went down.

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

Hey person, what's your sound?

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

Look at all my bulges.

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

Let's get fire involved.

Give me people's money.

I guess I own everything.

The meal is not done.

Let's sleep where the bears live.

I arrested a penguin.

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

It bends that way now it decided.

Sleep in my bed.

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

Maybe I won't die.

Why can't I leave?

Bring me the food. Now.

Something awful could happen.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

I could dress up like an animal.

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

I'm taking this.

Now what?

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

Okay wait. Who did this?

I'm not getting out.

Looks like a real person.

Let's pretend I'm not me.

Thanks for the shiny object.

I'm very good at punching.

Now put it back together!

Bring your own beer.

I will crack you.

Want some poison?

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

There's sand inside me.

I will punch you.

I got us a new furry roommate.

Look pretty hot.

Let's work in tiny cubes.

Maybe we won't drown.

I will outsmart a fish.

The customer is always right.

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.

The world's my playground I decided.

Bad stuff!

Something is happening.

Get in the car.

I could eat a horse.

This is a very tense moment.

You're setting me on fire?

Why did you arrest that bird?

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

I'm not gonna do that.

How am I supposed to get candy now?

Slap my hand with your hand.

New year new me

You've heard of bars, haven't ya!?

You know the things that chickens poop out?

Why are you sitting on that giant animal?

Can I have the thing?

I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump!

I wanna be outta here with food in minutes.

My muscles are screaming at me.

You pay me and I look at people.