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Delicious – like heart cookies from a dead body.

May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.

The skeletons on Level 1 are gay for deals.

Fog equals power.

Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!

Ah, at last… the legend continues with Season Two. Neil finds himself back inside the game world. Now, can he only get to any other levels? What the F, Link?!

Neil goes for broke playing the "money making game".

Hyrule bursts into song in a very special musical episode. Fairy's in peril, Gannon has to vent, and Neil's got to get through Level 2-- all without missing a beat. It all kicks off with Felicia Day's Fairy getting nasty with some of her favorite things.

Neil finally gets a drink, makes some friends and gets to party. So it kinda sucks that it's with a bunch of moblins.

Neil is rescued by a strange Moblin and learns some valuable lessons. On one hand, free medical care is pretty awesome. On the other hand, you kind of get what you pay for sometimes.

It's a shootout as Neil is cornered by his old Moblin friends, and the only hope may be, as usual, to bang Fairy (Felicia Day) in public.

In the finale of Season 2, we finally get a glimpse of Gannon's face, and Neil must face his greatest challenge so far, Dark Night, er, Dark Nut.

Continue or Quit? Neil is back, but are Hyrule's constant threats of danger, death and loneliness worse than... New Jersey?

A perfect 'Legend Of Neil' parody of everyone's favorite awkward office show, 'The Office.'

Neil learns about fatherhood in the toughest way possible: from a litter of newborn fairies.

Neil teams up with Zelda’s brother Tyrelda to battle the forceful Lynels, but the Lynels have something sinister in store…

Old Man is going to do whatever it takes to train Neil, even if he has to do it in a montage.

Neil must face and overcome his greatest challenge yet... Himself. Well, maybe his second greatest challenge.

It all ends now. The epic, super-sized, finale three seasons in the making is finally here. Will Neil finally defeat Gannon, finish his quest, and rescue/bang Princess Zelda?