“I’m trying to get along with my new roommates, but when Clyde brings a chick home, I gotta sleep on the couch.” — Paul

“We kinda got into an argument over the bills, but then Clyde’s sis Bonnie shows up and Justin gets hella excited.” — Paul

“Justin tries to make a move on Bonnie, until he’s distracted by Clyde and his latest ’cause.’” — Paul

“My dad just shows up and tries to get me to move back home.” — Paul

“After my dad finally bounces, it gets crazy cuz Justin and Clyde give me a bunch of shit.” — Paul

“Me and Justin find out Clyde’s a major perv. Oh and my boss at work is a total dick.” — Paul

“Justin is tripping on me about money, but Clyde might get me a job where he works.” — Paul

“Bonnie is trying to help me chill, and I might get a job at Harry Palm’s Adult Emporium.” — Paul

“Justin and Clyde throw their annual Halloween party and think they can beat me and Bonnie in beer pong.” — Paul

“I went to see my dad. He’s such a dork. Oh and Justin and Clyde and I talk about how you would pay for hookers and stuff if the world didn’t have cash.” — Paul

“Bonnie stops by while I’m soaking wet, Clyde gets in deep shit at the park and I get an unexpected visit.” — Paul

“Patricia shows up just to bust my balls! WTF?” — Paul

“Bonnie invited me and my dad and Patricia over for Thanksgiving dinner, but we got kinda distracted along the way.” — Paul

“My dad took us on a road trip to show me where he and my mom first, you know… which is just gross… but he got us lost.” — Paul

“I invited Bonnie and Clyde and Justin to my crazy Grandpa’s place in the mountains. What was I thinking?” — Paul

“After we opened presents and stuff, the power goes out. Then later we all chilled in Grandpa’s hot tub. Oh and Bonnie’s kinda cool, you know?” — Paul

“Me and Justin and Clyde went to New York, cuz I won a free trip on the radio. And my cousin Tony who lives there showed us around. Tony didn’t look like a hit man the last time I saw him.” — Paul

“Bonnie helps me get a new job. And then Clyde and Justin want to take ME on a trip!” — Paul

As shocking as it may seem, even the cast of Poor Paul ‘effs up once in a while!

Everything you could possibly want to know about Poor Paul and weren't afraid to ask! The cast, director and writers answer the questions all y'all submitted.

The answers to all your burning questions and then some.

"Just when I thought Justin and Clyde were my friends, they totally punked me. I'm not sure if I'm going to move out or not." -Paul.

"My stupid dad shows up at school -- so embarrassing. And I still haven't decided if I want to go back to the apartment or not, Justin and Clyde really pissed me off." -Paul.

"My stupid dad shows up at school -- so embarrassing. And I still haven't decided if I want to go back to the apartment or not, Justin and Clyde really pissed me off." -Paul.

"Lloyd shows up with his younger brother Aaron, who kinda reminds me of that guy from Half Baked." -Paul.

"Aaron's still trying to solve the Rubik's Cubes before his crotch catches on fire. Patricia gives it to Clyde real good. And later this chick shows up that looks a lot like Miley Cyrus' BFF." -Paul.

"Clyde makes me and Justin a weird Mexican food dinner and tells us about his latest cause. And then Bonnie asks me a kinda important question at school. Oh, and no squirrels were harmed in the making of this episode." -Paul.

"I didn't know what to say when Bonnie asked me about being together. So confusing. Clyde's new girlfriend Mercedes gets super pissed about him joining Alien Nation Foundation. And then I got my math test back. Hella sucks." -Paul.

"Justin has been tutoring our neighbor Skyler and she thinks she's so smart! Whatever. Clyde finally has a legit cause. Oh and Justin gets a really important letter in the mail." -Paul.

"My dad finally goes on a date. Justin hasn't come out of his room for forever, so Bonnie tries to cheer him up. And Clyde and I meet Bonnie's other roommate, Sandy. WTF?" -Paul.

"Clyde and I get to know Bonnie's new roommates, Sandy and Beatrice. Beatrice looks a lot like that chick from lonelygirl15. My dad shows up to use the exercise bike, which is just weird. Oh and we find out about Justin's little 'secret'...BUSTED!" -Paul.

"After Clyde and Lloyd prepped me, I went in to talk to Justin. So weird how his beard is hella long, but not his hair. Oh and since my car is still broken, Clyde loaned me his bike, which was awesome, until I rode it to work." -Paul.

"We have to leave our apartment for three days, cuz it's being fumigated. We decide to go camping at Agua Caliente Canyon, which is cool until Clyde loses the brochure and we get lost in the woods right before dark. Oh and no reptiles were hurt in the making of this episode." -Paul.

"After we got lost in the woods, we met the Agua Caliente park rangeress Siyotanka, who showed us the way back to camp. Then in the middle of the night, we get the hell scared out of us. Oh and we bust Justin about being a receptionist!" -Paul.

"Clyde won't stop bugging me about paying him back for his bike. I think he just misses Justin and is taking it out on me. I tried to take Bonnie on a picnic, but it rained. Oh and then later, Clyde gets into trouble, big time!" -Paul.

Paul takes us on a star-studded journey of everything Poor Paul. Featuring highlights from Seasons 1 and 2, with lots of familiar faces, as well as a few surprises.

"My Grandpa Paul invited most of us to his wedding. He's marrying his new lawyer Pauline. She's a lot younger than him and reminds me of Meredith the bitchy new wife in The Parent Trap movie. Oh and according to Clyde, she's a total GILF." -Paul.

"Bonnie and I went on a fun date by the ocean, and then we found out what Clyde did to get put in jail. Later, the cop that busted Clyde shows up and totally looks like my fantasy woman - and Bonnie got hella upset." -Paul.

"After I kinda upset Bonnie, I went to see my dad for advice. Clyde gave me some advice too, I think. Later, I took Bonnie to a nice dinner. Didn't expect things to go like they did." -Paul.

"Patricia and Clyde came back to the apartment after they went to court. Patricia was Clyde's lawyer. And so the night before, when Bonnie said she loves me at dinner, I didn't know what to say. I think I messed up big time." -Paul.

"Clyde throws this big backyard party for Bonnie to meet her real mom. But Bonnie doesn't know why we're having the party. And since it's the Season Finale, we have a lot of people coming, like Grandpa Paul and Pauline and some guy in an animal costume. Weird." -Paul.

"So Officer Fortesque kinda crashed the party, which made Bonnie mad at me. Again. Then cuz Pauline hated Vietnam, Grandpa Paul takes her and their new 'friends' on another honeymoon. Oh and Clyde introduces Bonnie to her biological mom. Pretty crazy." -Paul.