The wild-haired Geordie comic embarks on a Twitter-led anti-travelogue! Ross is ejected from a cafe by singer Mike Skinner and delivers a plastic hedge to Eddie Izzard. Mad!

The comedian's Twitter-driven UK tour continues. Ross judges a Women's Institute baking competition, acquires a giant scarf for Johnny Vegas and meets Paul Daniels.

The comedian visits a sex toy warehouse, encounters a roadside bath and makes mischief with Bob Mortimer - and 3kg of custard powder.

The comedian forms his own religion, and discovers if simians really can write Shakespeare on a typewriter.

Ross attends a wedding and later dishes out bananas to a cycling team.

Ross brightens up a grandma's day, tries to unite the mods and rockers, and helps jobseekers in Sussex find work experience!

Inspired insanity with the biking Geordie. Where else would you find arm-wrestling OAPs, crab-taunting and multiple Chris de Burghs? Marcus Brigstocke tries potato sports.

The final leg of Ross Noble's screwball UK tour begins aptly in Land's End. The randomist makes his own version of Countryfile and attempts to speak Welsh - with no training!